Why does the phone always ring when your in the bathroom?

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

me: *sneezes*
classmate: bless you
.
.
classmate: *sneezes*
classmate #2: bless you
classmate #3: god bless you
classmate #4: may jesus be with you
classmate #5: praise allah with your soul
me: ...

me: closes wrong tab
me: PTERODACTYL NOISE

bieberhole666:

have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever

fer1972:

Donnie Darko (2001)